What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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