What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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