What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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