What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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I said to this train driver "I want to go to Paris". He said "Eurostar?"

I said, "I've been on telly but I'm no Dean Martin".
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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