What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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