What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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