What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What do you give a sick bird?

Tweetment.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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