What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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