What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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