What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?

It needed to be trimmed.
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