What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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