What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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