What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb up a tree and act like a nut
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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