What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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