What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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