What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why was the mouse afraid of the water?

Catfish
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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