What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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