What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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