What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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