What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players?

Terrorists have sympathizers

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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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