What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What`s black & white & red all over?

An embarrased mime!
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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