What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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