What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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