What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What do you call a fat pumpkin?

A plumpkin.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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