What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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