What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How can a pregnant woman tell that she's carrying a future lawyer?

She has an uncontrollable craving for bologna.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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