What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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