What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How many does it take to screw in a light bulb?

10. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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