What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How do you fix a broken vegetable?

With tomato paste.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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