What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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What bird can lift the most?

A crane.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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