What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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