What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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