One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Ant-elopes!
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To the mooooooovies.
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Time to get a new bed
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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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A watch dog.
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Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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it was a shitzu."
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They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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