What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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