What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How many college girls does it take to change a light bulb?

That's "women," you unfunny jerk!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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