What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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