What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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