What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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