What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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