What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Know how copper wire was invented?

Two lawyers were fighting over a penny.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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