What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What did the alien say to the cat?

Take me to your litter.
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