What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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Where is a rabbit's favorite place to eat?

Ihop
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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