What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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