What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What two things can you not have for breakfast?

Lunch and dinner.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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