What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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