What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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