What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What kind of driver has no arms or legs?

A screwdriver.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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