What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?

Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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