What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.
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