What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the banana go to the hospital?

Because he wasn't peeling well!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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