What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many folk singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, because people who glow in the dark don't need light bulbs.

Note: Topical to the Chernobyl Reactor disaster of 1984.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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