What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do aliens on the metric system say?

Take me to your liter.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happened when the butcher backed up into his meat grinder?

he got a little behind in his work.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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