What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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