What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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