What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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