One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Between you and me, something smells.
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They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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The same thing Arkansas.
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"Let me see your birth certificate".
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Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.
A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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