What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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