What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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