What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby, I'll check on that.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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