What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What kind of underwear to reporters wear?

News briefs.
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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