What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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