What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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