What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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