What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.


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None, because they were copycats


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In his trunk


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Orange Is The New Black.


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Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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Pupperoni.


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To see how long he slept.


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Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.


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