What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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