One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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