What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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