What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why did the boy have his girlfriend put in jail?

She stole his heart.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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