What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to do the screwing, and one to hear the confession.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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