What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did Bach have so many children?

He did not have a stop on his organ.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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