What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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