What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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