What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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