What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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