What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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