What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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