What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or


How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
Canvas not available.

or


What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026