What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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How do you get a cello player to play in tune?

Tell him the key signature has 8 sharps.

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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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