What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What's the difference between a mosquito and a lawyer?

One is a blood-sucking parasite, the other is an insect.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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