What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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Where do you learn to make banana splits?

In sundae school.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What is a baby's motto?

If at first you don't succeed, cry and cry again!
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