What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Snow.
Snow who?

Snowbody!
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all the credit.
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