What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.


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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.


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Separation anxiety.


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As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.


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A nectarine!


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Take away his shovel


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Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.


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A skunk with a rash.


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Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .


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Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.


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