What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What do you call cheese that isn't yours?

Nacho cheese.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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