What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the alien say to the garden?

Take me to your weeder!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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