What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do clarinetists use for birth control?

Their personalities.

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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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