What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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