What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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