What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?

Decalfinated
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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