What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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