What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why does the Donald sleep with a potato in his briefs?

Because he want to wake up some day as America's First Dictator.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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