What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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Three people were in a boat. They all fell off. Only two people ended up with wet hair. Why didn't the other person's hair get wet?

Because he was bald!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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