What do lawyers and sperm have in common?

One in 3,000,000 has a chance of becoming a human being.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but it takes six visits.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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