What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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A seal walks into a club...
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