What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.


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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.


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Because of the bark


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A jellycopter


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Sleep somewhere else.


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


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It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.


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His heart wasn't in it.


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How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?


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