What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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