What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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