What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many TV comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to say "Sock it to Me." (Notes: Sock it = Socket. Also, for the infant readers among you, this was a popular catch-phrase from "Laugh In.")
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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How do Eskimos make their beds?

With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
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How do crows stick together in a flock?

Velcrow.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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