What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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