What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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