What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.


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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"


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Squeaky clean


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A traffic jam.


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Bike helmets don't fit hippos


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Both of them.


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Is that you mommy?


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Squash


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That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).


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In a barking lot.


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