What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?

You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.
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A seal walks into a club...
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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