What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Why are ghosts so bad at lying?

Because you can see right through them!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What did Michael Jackson tell the little boy?

"The way you make me feel, it really turns me on!"
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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