What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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