What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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