What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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