What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team?

She ran away from the ball.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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What is the definition of a "crying shame"?

There was an empty seat.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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