What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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