What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes (knowing that it's already burned out).
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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