What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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I'm in great mood tonight because the other day I entered a competition and I won a years supply of Marmite

......... one jar.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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