What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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How many Bell Labs vice presidents does it take to change a light bulb?

That's proprietary information. The answer is available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only).
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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