What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the man take a pencil to bed?

Because he wanted to draw the curtains!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What did the policeman say when his tummy was rumbling?

Stop! You're under a vest.
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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