What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?

A spelling bee!
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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