What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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