What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do you call two banana peels?

Slippers.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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