What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb?

Six: two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
None; the bulb will change itself when it is ready.
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