What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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