What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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