What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What's the definition of a gentleman?

One who knows how to play the saxophone, but doesn't!

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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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