What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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How do you get a trumpet to sound like a french horn?

Put your hand in the bell and play a lot of wrong notes.

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