What do postal workers do when they're mad?

They stamp their feet.


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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.


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A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.


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Root beer.


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2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."


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Pooched eggs.


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Stinker Bell.


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but enough about Kanye West.


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He doesn't have a heart.


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Feyonce


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or