What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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