What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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