What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Do you know how to save a drowning lawyer?

Take your foot off his head.
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Why is b always cool?

Because it's between ac.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Why did the tree go to the dentist?

It needed a root canal.
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