What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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