What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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