What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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