What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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