What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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what do you call a tick on the moon?

A luna-tick
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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