What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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