What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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