What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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