What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
Canvas not available.

or


How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
Canvas not available.

or


What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
Canvas not available.

or



Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
Canvas not available.

or


How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
Canvas not available.

or


What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
Canvas not available.

or


How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025