What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Where do computers go to dance?

The disk-o!
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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