What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What is the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

When a rooster wakes up in the morning, its primal urge is to cluck defiance.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Now that Macy's has severed ties, with Donald Trump, how can the average American look like the President?

By hunting and killing their own hair piece.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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