What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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What do lawyers wear in court?

Lawsuits.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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