What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But for the message of light to continue, send in your donation today.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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