What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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