What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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