What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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