What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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What did the painter say to the wall?

I got you covered.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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