What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What do you call a young army?

Infantry.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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