What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why are the floors of basketball courts always so damp?

The players dribble a lot.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Where do orcas hear music?

Orca-stras
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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