What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

About one third less than for a regular bulb.
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A pair of eyebrows walked into a shop. The assistant asked, "Can I help you?"

The eyebrows replied, "no, we are just browsing"
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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