What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, then cross the road again?

He was a dirty double crosser!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What is Donald Trumps favorite song?

ICE ICE Baby......
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