What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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