What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What kind of shoes do bannanas make?

Slippers!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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Why did the sea monster eat five ships that were carrying potatoes?

No one can eat just one potato ship.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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