What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What does a cat call a hummingbird?

Fast food.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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