What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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