What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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