What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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