What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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