What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?

Nearly unanswerable, since the one who tries to change it usually drops it, and the others call for a planning session.

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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.

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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board

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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

It's time to go to sweep.

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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.

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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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