What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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What do you call the security guards outside of Samsung.

The guardians of the galaxy!
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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

An udder failure.
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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How do you make a cello sound beautiful?

Sell it and buy a violin

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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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