What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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