What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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