What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Middle C, E-Flat and G walk into a bar.

Sorry, says the barman, we don't serve minors.
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