What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What are pirate's favoite treat?

Chips AHOY!!
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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