What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute?

A prostitute will stop screwing you when you're dead.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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