What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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I just watched a program about beavers.

It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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