What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Why did the singer climb a ladder?

She wanted to reach the high notes!

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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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