What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

A good start!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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Why would Snow White make a great judge?

She was the fairest in the land.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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