What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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When the attendant asked the photon if it had any bags to check

It said Nah, I'm traveling light.
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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