What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why is the French horn the most divine instrument?

Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out

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Where does a polarbear keep its money?

In a snow bank!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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