What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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