What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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"My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance.

We'll see about that."

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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