What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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