What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.

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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"



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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.

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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?

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