What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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PMS jokes are not funny...

[Period]
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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Where can you find a good lawyer?

In the cemetery
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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