What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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