What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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