What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many database people does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: one to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a light bulb administrator to make sure nobody else tries to change the light bulb at the same time.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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