What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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