What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do you call a messy hippo?

A hippopota-mess
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How many Feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

That's not funny!!!
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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