What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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Why does a stork stand on one leg?

Because it would fall over if it lifted the other one.
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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