What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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There's a fine line between a numerator and denominator.

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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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