What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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Do you know what the Queen's father was called?

King.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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