What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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