What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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