What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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