What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many Christian Scientists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, but it takes at least one to sit and pray for the old one to go back on.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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