What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
Canvas not available.

or


Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
Canvas not available.

or



A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
Canvas not available.

or


Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
Canvas not available.

or


How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
Canvas not available.

or


What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A coat of arms.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025