What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well,

I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

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