What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What do dinosaurs and decent lawyers have in common?

They're both extinct.
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