What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?

None; assholes never see the light anyway.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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