What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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Who's richer — the butcher, the baker, or the candlestick maker?

The baker, because he has lots of dough.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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