What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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