What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer?

Because sometimes you can get rid of cancer.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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