What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?

A vampire only sucks blood at night.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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