What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What kind of lights did Noah have on the ark?

Flood lights!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many UNIX hacks does it take to change a light bulb?

As many as you want; they're all virtual anyway.
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