What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do hair stylists speed up their job?

They take short cuts!
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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