What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How do you make Holy water?

Take regular water and just boil the hell out of it.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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