What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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