What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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How many lawyer jokes are there?

Only three. The rest are true stories.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What did one volcano say to the other?

I lava you.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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What do you call the best butter on the farm?

A goat.
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How many Carl Sagans does it take to change a light bulb?

Billllyuns and billllyuns. Light bulbs are part of the interstellar "goo" that pervades our universe; they are star stuff.
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