What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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