What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's a tree's favorite drink?

Rootbeer.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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