What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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