What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I have a friend who is a Limo driver . But he has had no clients for two years.

So he has nothing to chauffeur it !
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