What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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