What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is only a small box but can weigh over a hundred pounds?

A scale.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did God make snakes just before lawyers?

To practice.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three, One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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