What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What kind of fly has a frog in its throat?

A hoarse fly!
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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