What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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