What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's 182 feet tall and made out of pepperoni and cheese?

The leaning tower of Pizza.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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