What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Whats Donald Trump's favorite nation?

Discrimination.
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What kind of flower has lips?

Two-lips!
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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What did the ceiling say to the chandelier?

You're the only bright spot in my life.
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