What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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