What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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When Susan's boyfriend proposed marriage to her she said: "I love the simple things in life,

but I don't want one of them for my husband".

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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