What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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