What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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