What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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How do you make a hot dog stand?

Steal its chair.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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