What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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How many anarchists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

All of them.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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