What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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