What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What happened when the monster ate the electric company?

He was in shock for a week.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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