What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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What is the opposite of a restaurant?

A workaraunt.
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