What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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What did the baby corn ask the mother corn?

Where is pop corn?
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How do locomotives hear?

Through the engineers.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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Why doesn't Donald Trump sweat like Marco Rubio?

Because he has such yuuuuge fans!
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