What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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How does a mouse feel after it takes a shower?

Squeaky clean
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Why do you think Civil Disobedience was such a fantastic essay?

Thoreau editing Thorough.
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