What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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