What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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