What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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