What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?

A drummer

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Why did Lil Wayne go to the Doctor?

He was feeling a Lil Weezy

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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