What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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What has four legs but never stands?

A Chair!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

You crack me up!
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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