What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How many shaggy dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fewer than it takes to screw in a heavy bulb.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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What do you get when you cross the Godfather with a lawyer?

An offer you can't understand
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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