What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What do you see when you look into Trump's eyes?

Answer: The back of his head.
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How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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