What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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If you don't know what introspection is,

you need to take a long, hard look at yourself.
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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