What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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