What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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