What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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