What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What's a puppy's favorite kind of pizza?

Pupperoni.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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What robs you while you're in the bathtub?

A robber ducky.
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