What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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How did Ben Franklin feel after discovering electricity?

Shocked.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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