What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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