What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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