What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many Jewish renewal rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends. One, if it's an eco-kosher bulb that isn't going to be lit by electricity generated from nuclear power. Two, as long as a man and a woman rabbi have equal turns putting in the bulb. Three, one to change it, one to do a Buddhist mindfulness practice during the change, and one to document the paradigm shift in a best-selling book called The Jew in the Lightbulb. Four, same as above plus an additional rabbi to study the psycho-halachic implications of such a change and then lead a retreat weekend on the experience.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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