What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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