What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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How many [ethnics] does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Ten. One to hold the bulb and nine to rotate the ladder.
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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