What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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How many sound engineers does it take to change a light bulb

None, sound engineers don't do lights
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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Clowns divorce:

custardy battle.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why did the people not like the restaurant on the moon?

Because there was no atmosphere.
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