What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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What's the difference between a musician and a 14-inch pizza?

A 14-inch pizza can feed a family of four

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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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How many Sound Recordists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

WHAT?
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