What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space?

He was looking for Pluto.
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How many times does Bill Clinton change a light bulb?

No one knows. Republicans automatically disbelieve him, and no one can ever trust a stinking liberal anyway.
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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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Who earns a living by driving his customers away?

A taxi driver.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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