What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What do you get when you cross a Christmas tree with an apple?

A pineapple!
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

Because he was caught tweeting on a test.
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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What is a cheetahs favorite food?

Fast food

A team of little animals and a team of big animals decided to play football. During the first half of the game, the big animals were winning. But during the second half,a centipede scored so many touchdowns that the little animals won the game. When the game was over, the chipmunk asked the centipede, "Where were you during the first half?" He replied "Putting on my shoes".
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