What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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