What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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How do you make a fire with two sticks?

Make sure one is a match!
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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