What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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Why did a boy thow a clock out the window?

To see time fly.
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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