What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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How do they serve smart hamburgers?

On honor rolls.
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What kind of potato chips fly?

Plane ones.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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