What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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What do you call the king of vegetables?

Elvis Parsley.
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What does the toast wear to bed?

Jammies!
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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