What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is worse then having one baby screaming?

Two babies screaming!
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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How do you cut a wave in half?

Use a sea saw.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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