What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb?

One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb.
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What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
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Which runs faster, hot or cold water?

Hot, because you can catch cold.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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