What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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