What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.


GOOD		CRAP

or

I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.


GOOD		CRAP

or

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.


GOOD		CRAP

or

To get to the other side.


GOOD		CRAP

or

One minds the train, one trains the mind.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.


GOOD		CRAP

or

From chasing parked ambulances.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Five after one.


GOOD		CRAP

or

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!


GOOD		CRAP

or

A dead centipede.


GOOD		CRAP

or