What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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