What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why was the baseball game so hot?

Because all the fans left!
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