What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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What do you call a scared train?

A fright train!
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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Where do you get whales weighed?

At the Whale-weigh station.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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