What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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Where does an elephant pack his luggage?

In his trunk
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Why did the carpenter fall asleep on the job?

He was board.
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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