What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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The defendant is accused of putting dynamite into a steer.

Abominable! [A Bomb In a Bull]
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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