What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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What game do elephants play when riding in the back of a car?

Squash
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What kind of dog always runs a fever?

A hot dog
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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Why did the news reporter go to the ice cream parlor?

Because she wanted to get a good scoop.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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