What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What does new age music sound like played backwards?

New age music.

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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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I backed a horse last week at ten to one.

It came in at quarter past four.

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What is as big as an elephant but weighs nothing?

Its shadow
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