What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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When should you buy a bird?

When it's going cheep!

Did you hear the one about the crow and the telephone pole?
He wanted to make a long distance caw.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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