What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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What do you call 25 skydiving lawyers?

Skeet.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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