What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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"I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it,

it was a shitzu."
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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