What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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Where do cars go for a swim?

At the carpool!
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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