What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Why are babies good at soccer?

Because they dribble!
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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