What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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How do you open the great lakes?

With the Florida Keys.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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