What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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What did the candle say to the other candle?

I'm going out tonight!
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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