What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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Why did Venus have to get an air conditioner?

Because Mercury moved in.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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