What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?

A watch dog.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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