What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why did the melon jump into the lake?

It wanted to be a watermelon.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

Did you hear about that music composer who committed suicide? He didn't even leave a note.

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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?

Anything you like, he can't hear you.
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