What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys?

He was playing by ear

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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What did the drummer get on his I.Q. Test?

Saliva
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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