What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Any changes will have to be implemented in software.
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