What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What happens when you play "the blues" backwards?

Your wife comes back to you, your dog returns to life and you get out of prison.

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How many subscribers to AOL does it take to change a light bulb?

What? You can change light bulbs?
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why did the opera singer go sailing?

Because she wanted to hit the high C's.
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