What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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Why did the drum take a nap?

It was beat.
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How did the bubble gum cross the road?

On the bottom of the chicken's foot!
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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only two, but the hard part is getting them into the light bulb.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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How many plastic surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he'll also want to do something about your nose.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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