What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
Canvas not available.

or


How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?

Their lips are moving.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
Canvas not available.

or


Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
Canvas not available.

or


What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
Canvas not available.

or


There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France...

all that was left was de brie.
Canvas not available.

or


How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality in a netherworld of endless absurdity reaching out toward a maudlin cosmos of nothingness.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025