What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the scientist take out his doorbell?

He wanted to win the no-bell prize!
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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