What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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Why did the little bird get in trouble at school?

He got caught peeping on a test.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

[A Condesending con descending]
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