What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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