What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How do you get a dog to stop digging in the garden?

Take away his shovel
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How is a dog like a telephone?

It has a collar I.D.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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What's black and white, black and white, black and white and green?

Three skunks fighting over a pickle

First dog: My master calls me Furball. How about you?
Second Dog: My master calls me Sitboy
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