What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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Red sky at night: shepherd’s delight.

Blue sky at night: day.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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So I met this gangster who pulls up the back of people's pants,

it was Wedgie Kray.

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