What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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Which candles burn longer, bee's wax or tallow?

Neither, they all burn shorter.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production!
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The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper.

She was wearing massive gloves.
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What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?

A mouse on vacation.
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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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