What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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