What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What is the difference between a fly and superman?

Superman can fly, but a fly cannot superman!
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What did the belly button say just before it left?

I'm outtie here!

Tom: I bet I can make you say purple.
Joe: How?
Tom: What colors are in the American flag?
Joe: Red, white and blue.
Tom: I told you I can make you say red.
Joe: You said purple!
Tom: I told you I could make you say purple!
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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