What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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