What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

The chicken wasn't around yet.
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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