What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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What has a bed that you can't sleep in?

A river.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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How do Vikings send secret messages?

Norse code.
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What did the snowman say to the customer?

Have an ice day!
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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