What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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How many sopranos does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to climb the ladder while the second kicks the ladder out from under her. And the third to say, "I knew that was too high for you dear."
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What do you get when you plant a frog?

A cr-oak tree.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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