What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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My phone will ring at 2 in the morning, and my wife'll look at me and go, "Who's that calling at this time?' "I don't know!

If I knew that we wouldn't need the bloody phone!"

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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