What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How does an attorney sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other.
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