What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've got you covered!
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a king who is only 12 inches tall?

A ruler.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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