What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell it a yolk.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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