What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lilly.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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