What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, it just waved.
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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