What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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