What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What did the guitarist do when his teacher told him to turn his amplifier on?

He caressed it softly and told it that he loved it

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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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