What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

The police had to comb the area.
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Why was the baseball player arrested in the middle of the game?

He was caught stealing second base.
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"Mommy, everyone says I look like a werewolf."

"Please be quiet and comb your face."
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Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?

Because they have a lot of spirit.
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What has 6 eyes but can't see?

3 blind mice.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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What would you call a humorous knee?

Fun-ny!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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