What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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How do you tell you're kissing a french horn player?

He/She keeps trying to stick their fist up your butt.

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What music does cheese listen to?

R & Brie.
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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