What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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Can you say Richard and Robert had a rabbit without using the "r" sound?

Sure, Dick and Bob had a bunny!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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