What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What did the carrot say to the rabbit?

Do you want to grab a bite?
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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What bone will a dog never eat?

A trombone.
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