What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Anyone know any jokes about sodium?

Na
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What country makes you shiver?

Chile.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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