What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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