What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What can you put in a barrel to make it lighter?

Holes.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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Why don't aliens eat clowns?

Because they taste funny!
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Why did the elephant leave the circus?

He was tired of working for peanuts.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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