What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Why did the rooster cross the road?

To prove he wasn't a chicken!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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