What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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What do Donald Trump and a baby have in common?

They both whine alot!
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Why did the cookie go to the Doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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