What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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What is King Arthur's favorite fish?

A swordfish
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Where does the snowman hide his money?

In the snow bank.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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