What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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