What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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How do you make a rock float?

Put it in a glass with some ice cream and root beer.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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Why did the thief take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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