What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter, they don't have any electricity any more.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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