What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What do you give a lemon in distress?

Lemonade.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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