What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What element is a girl's future best friend?

Carbon.
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How many apples grow on a tree?

All of them.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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