What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.
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How many supply-siders does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The darkness will cause the bulb to change by itself.
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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What did one hair say to the other?

It takes two to tangle!
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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