What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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A small piece of sodium that lived in a test tube fell in love with a Bunsen burner. "Oh Bunsen, my flame," the sodium pined. "I melt whenever I see you,"

The Bunsen burner replied, "It's just a phase you're going through."
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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How many IBM engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just let Marketing explain that "Dead Bulb" is a feature.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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