What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
Canvas not available.

or


What kind of balls do dragons play soccer with?

Fireballs.
Canvas not available.

or


How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
Canvas not available.

or


Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
Canvas not available.

or


How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
Canvas not available.

or


When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
Canvas not available.

or


What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the boy take a ruler to bed?

To see how long he slept.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025