What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture?

The lawyer gets frequent flyer miles.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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Why can't a bicycle stand up?

Because it's two tired!
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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