What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and 17 to be on the guest list.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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Why is Donald Trump always seen with Melania?

Because all his other wives support Hillary.
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