What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, "moo"

and the other one says, "That's what I was going to say."
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many televangelists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Televangelists screw in motels.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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