What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?

Owlgebra
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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How did the butcher introduce his wife?

Meet Patty.
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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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