What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Why did the dog cross the road twice?

He was trying to fetch a boomerang
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A man goes to a zoo and discovers there is only one animal and it's a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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