What do you call a cow in a tornado?

A milkshake
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What does a skeleton say before dinner?

Bone appetit!
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How many singers from Nashville does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it, one to sing about how heartbroken he is at the loss of the old one, one to sing about how madly in love he is with the new one, and one to go "Yee-Hah!" and throw his cowboy hat in the air.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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El Chapo has offered $100 million dollars for Trumps body, dead or alive.

I guess that finally answers the question about how much Donald Trump is actually worth.
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