What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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Where does a ten ton elephant sit?

Anywhere it wants to
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What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is happy when the case is closed

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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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