What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Where did the music teacher leave her keys?

In the piano!

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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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I'm on a whiskey diet.

I've lost three days already.

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What kind of fish is made out of 2 sodium atoms?

2 Na
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How many Italians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I dunno exactly, but my brother's girlfriend's father's boss's secretary's sister's next-door neighbors' priest's cousin's union shop steward's uncle's Knights Of Columbus club Sergeant-of-Arms's nephew's best friend did it real cheap for me once.
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