What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why was the piano player arrested?

Because he got into treble with the cops

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How many professors does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but they get three tech. reports out of it.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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