What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why is slippery ice like music?

If you don't C sharp - you'll B flat!

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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What starts with E, ends with E and only has one letter?

An envelope.
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