What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?

A gigolo only screws one person at a time.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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