What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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How many teamsters does it take to change a light bulb?

``Twelve. Ya got a problem with that?''
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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What airline does Donald Trump aspire to fly?

Hair Force One!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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