What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
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What do you call a thieving alligator?

A crookodile
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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