What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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Where do fortune tellers dance?

At the crystal ball.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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