What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

Canvas not available.

or


What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
Canvas not available.

or


What did the snail say when he got on the turtle's shell?

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Canvas not available.

or


Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
Canvas not available.

or


What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
Canvas not available.

or


What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
Canvas not available.

or


I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
Canvas not available.

or


What did the number 0 say to number 8?

Nice belt!
Canvas not available.

or


I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
Canvas not available.

or


What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2025