What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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Why did the girl throw the butter out the window?

She wanted to see a butterfly.
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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And how come her cell phone bill was so high?

She was a Roman (roamin) Catholic
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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