What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness® as the industry standard.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What has holes all over and holds water?

A sponge!
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