What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why did the sun go to school?

To get brighter!
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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How many archaeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One team, but they'll label every piece of the old one, mark its location in the room, and write a detailed description before determining that it was used to store cornmeal.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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