What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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Where does Dorian Gray shop?

Forever 21
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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