What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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A Freudian slip is when you mean to say one thing

but you accidentally say Mother.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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