What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for flu'.

So I went - and I got it.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

A rash of good luck.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the other slide!
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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