What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]
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Where do fish keep their money?

In a river bank
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What do you call a pig that's been arrested for dangerous driving?

A road hog.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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What do Santa's elves drive?

Minivans.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Does it take longer to run from 1st base to 2nd, or from 2nd to 3rd?

From 2nd to 3rd because there's a shortstop in the middle.
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Two satellites decided to get married.

The wedding wasn't much, but the reception was incredible!
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