What do you call a cow that's just given birth?

[De-Calf-Inated]


GOOD		CRAP

or

What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over


GOOD		CRAP

or

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.


GOOD		CRAP

or

A hot dog


GOOD		CRAP

or

Do you want to grab a bite?


GOOD		CRAP

or

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."


GOOD		CRAP

or

The sound of Mew-sic


GOOD		CRAP

or

Velcrow.


GOOD		CRAP

or

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"


GOOD		CRAP

or

With the Florida Keys.


GOOD		CRAP

or