What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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What' the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?

A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight.
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Why did the belt go to jail?

It held up a pair of pants.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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