What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

It gave a little wine
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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What's the only difference between Donald Trump and Bozo the Clown?

Bozo The Clown has real hair on his head.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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