What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did the boat say to the pier?

What's up, dock?
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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What is always hot in the refrigerator?

Chili
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