What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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What is at the end of everything?

The letter G.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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How do you fix a broken Tuba.

With a tuba glue.
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What's a frog's favorite drink?

Croak-a-cola.
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What makes music on your hair?

A head band!

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What did the clock do after it ate?

It went back four seconds!
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