What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What is Donald Trump "really" trying to do?

Make America Hate Again.
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How are an apple and a lawyer alike?

They both look good hanging from a tree.
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How do you make a band stand?

Take their chairs away!
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the new bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years.
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Why did the poultry farmer become a school teacher?

So he could grade his eggs.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What did the peanut say to the walnut?

Nothing. Nuts can't talk.
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