What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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What did Cinderella say to the photographer?

Some day my prints will come.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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Why did the student eat her homework?

Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake!
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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