What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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