What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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And the mermaid, that was weird. What was she wearing in math class?

An Algae-bra
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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What does cheese say to itself in the mirror?

Halloumi.
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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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