What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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How many socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

One to petition the Ministry of Light for a bulb, 50 to establish the state production quota, 200 militia to force the factory unions to allow production of the bulb, and one to surreptitiously dial an "800" number to order an American light bulb.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What did the laywer name his daughter?

Sue.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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How does a penguin build it's house?

Igloos it together.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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