What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What has 4 wheels, gives milk, and eats grass.

A cow on a skateboard.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny?

A chili dog on a bun.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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What is a parents favorite Christmas carol?

Silent night!
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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What do you call a song sung in an automobile?

A cartoon.
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What did polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

A fire cracker
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