What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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