What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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What do you call a cheese factory in the Middle East?

Cheeses of Nazareth.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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