What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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Where did the sheep go on vacation?

The baaaahamas
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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What fish only swims at night?

A starfish.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What does cheese like to drink?

Morbier
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Whenever I get to Edinburgh, I'm reminded of the definition of a gentleman.

It's someone who knows how to play the bagpipes, but doesn't.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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