What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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When do you go on red and stop on green?

When you are eating a watermelon.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
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I'll tell you what I love doing more than anything: trying to pack myself in a small suitcase.

I can hardly contain myself.

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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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