What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What does a cat say when somebody steps on
its tail?

Me-ow
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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How many ``pro-lifers'' does it take to change a light bulb?

6: 2 to screw in the bulb and 4 to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What does the winner of the race lose?

His breath.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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