What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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Two chemists go into a restaurant.
The first one says "I think I'll have an H2O."

The second one says "I think I'll have an H2O too" -- and he died.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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Trump: "It's not a toupee,

I just found the Bush that Jeb lost."
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It's Hans free.
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What was the farmer doing on the other side of the road?

He was catching all the chickens!
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Trump: "Foreign Policy?,

if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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