What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?

This topic was resumed from last week's discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continued next week. Meanwhile . . .
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What is a ghost's favorite fruit?

Booberries!
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