What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day

but I couldn't find any.

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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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