What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins,

What a turtle disaster

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What does a witch use to keep her hair up?

Scarespray!
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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