What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Which reindeer likes to clean?

Comet
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What kind of cars do cats drive?

Catillacs
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Why does the law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients?

To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.
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