What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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How many gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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What do you call a bankrupt Santa?

Saint Nickel-less.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What do you call a clown who's in jail?

A silicon.
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Do you know how many musicians it takes to change a light bulb?

No, but hum a few bars and I'll fake it.
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