What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What's worse than a worm in your apple?

Half a worm.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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What would happen if pigs could fly?

The price of bacon would go up.
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What are lawyers good for?

They make used car salesmen look good.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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