What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why are the middle ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Because they had so many knights.
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why can't you say a joke while standing on ice?

Because it might crack up!
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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