What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why are Muslims worried about Trumps immigration plans?

Once you deport Juan you deport Jamal.
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How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?
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How many orgy attenders does it take to change a lightbulb?

As many as possible, and don't *ask* what they do with the old bulb.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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What do ghosts eat for supper?

Spooketi
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What has three letters and starts with gas?

A car
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