What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's green and loud?

A froghorn.
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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode.

I said, "Are you two an item?"

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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What does Santa like to do in the garden?

Hoe, hoe, hoe!
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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Have you heard the joke about the butter?

I better not tell you, it might spread.
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