What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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What did the one penny say to the other penny?

We make perfect cents.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What is Claustrophobia?

The fear of Santa Claus.
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There was a rooster sitting on a top of a barn. If it laid an egg, which way would it roll?

Roosters don't lay eggs!
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What do you call a smiling, sober, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What does Melania see in Donald Trump?

"Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"
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