What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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