What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?

As far away as possible.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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I stayed up all night because I wanted to see where the sun went,

and then it dawned on me.
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What did one cow say to the other?

Mooooooove over
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