What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did the pencil say to the paper?

I dot my i's on you!
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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