What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What do you throw to a drowning lawyer?

His partners.
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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Why didn't the rooster cross the road?

Because it was chicken.
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What kind of dog has a bark but no bite?

A Dogwood
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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