What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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The new band called 1023MB.

They haven't had any gigs yet
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