What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to take notes while the other screws it into the faucet.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many sheep do you need to make a sweater?

I don't know. I didn't think sheep could knit
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many accountants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What kind of answer did you have in mind?
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do Santa's elves learn in school?

The Elfabet.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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