What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What pine has the longest needles?

A porcupine.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

Because his feet stink
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Why did they kick cinderella off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck
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