What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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What emotional disorder does a gas chromatograph suffer from?

Separation anxiety.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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