What do you call a deer with no eyes?

No I deer
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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What do you do if your dog chews a dictionary?

Take the words out of his mouth
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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did Michael Jackson say to Woody Allen?

Got two fives for a ten?
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What did rural America tell Donald Trump?

You're Hired.
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