What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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What's the slipperiest country?

Greece!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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What do you call a slow skier?

A slopepoke!
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What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?

A woolen jumper
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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