What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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What is a cat's favorite movie?

The sound of Mew-sic
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What room does a ghost not need?

A living room!
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Why do they bury lawyers under 20 feet of dirt?

Because deep down, they're really good people.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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