What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.


It's something I could really see myself doing.
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win.

Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin'!
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Who can hold up a bus with one hand?

A crossing guard.
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