What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What message did Bach have on his answering machine?

"This phone is baroque, please call Bach later."

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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What did the little girl say when she had to choose between a tricycle and a candy bar?

"Trike or Treat"?
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What did Donald Trump say to the birthday boy?

"Let me see your birth certificate".
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How many BBS jokers does it take to tell yet another LBJ?

1,622. One to tell the original joke, and the rest to submit give some minor variation of it! For example:
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What do you get if you enroll in a liberal arts program and the only subject you do well in is music?

A natural major.
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How Many lead guitarist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just steal somebody else's light.
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