What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a beautiful woman on a trombonist's arm?

A tattoo.

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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two — one to screw it most of the way in and the other to give it a surprise twist at the end.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do cows go to New York?

To see the moosicals
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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