What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the football coach go to the bank?

To get his quarterback.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals?

He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed.
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How many polite New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Both of them.
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