What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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Who makes dinosaur clothes?

A dino-sewer.
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What did the frog say when he heard "time flies when you are having fun?"

Time is fun when you're having flies
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?

Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces

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Why did the banana split?

It saw the ginger snap.
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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