What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What does a calf become after it's 1 year old?

2 years old.

Cow: "Mooooove over"
Sheep: "Naaaaaaa."
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How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?

A phew.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves.
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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