What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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What did one ion say to the other?

I've got my ion you.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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That girl said she knew me from the vegitarian club,

but I'd never seen herbivore [her before]
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Two aerials meet on a roof - fall in love - get married.

The ceremony was rubbish - but the reception was brilliant.

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What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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