What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?

They had reservations.
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What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?

The banana split
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What is the snake's favorite subject?

Hiss-story
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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

They were sitting on the deck!
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What do you call a tooth in a glass of water?

One molar solution.
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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