What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did Delaware?

A New Jersey.
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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How many BMI employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They screw millions of bulbs every day, but when it comes to your bulbs, there's no record.
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What do you get if Bach dies and is reincarnated as twins?

A pair of Re-Bachs.

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What goes around a haunted house and never stops?

A fence.
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A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal.

Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

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