What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house?

Hope it's Halloween!!
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What's a royal pardon?

It's what the queen says after she burps.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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What is black when clean, and white when dirty?

A blackboard.
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