What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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What did the teddy bear say when it was offered dessert?

No thank you, I'm stuffed.
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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Why should you never tell a secret in a corn field?

Because there are too many ears.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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