What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How does a pig go to hospital?

In a hambulance.
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Why did the orange stop in the middle of the hill?

It ran out of juice!
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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How do you catch a tame bird?

The tame way, unique up on it!
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