What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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Went to the corner shop -

bought 4 corners.

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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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How do you know when the moon has enough to eat?

When it's full.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

With flood lighting.
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Why didn't the skeleton want to go to school?

His heart wasn't in it.
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