What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Which is the most religious cheese?

Emmental...it's very hol(e)y...
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What's the definition of a minor second?

Two flutes playing in unison.

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A group of chess enthusiasts checked into a hotel and were standing in the lobby discussing their recent tournament victories. After about an hour, the manager came out of the office and asked them to disperse. "But why?" they asked, as they moved off.

"because," he said "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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