What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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What's green and flies as fast as a speeding bullet?

Super Pickle!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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