What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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Why does cheese look sane?

Because everything else on the plate is crackers.
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What is Donald Trumps biggest dilemma now that he's president?

Finding a cabinet position for the thing on his head!
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How many pre-med students does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: One to change the bulb and four to pull the ladder out from under him/her.
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