What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops

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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.

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What do you call an exploding monkey?

A baboom

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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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Where are sharks from?

Finland.

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Why are lawyers like nuclear weapons?

If one side has one, the other side has to get one. Once launched, they cannot be recalled. When they land, they screw up everything forever.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.

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