What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What goes up and down but never moves?

Stairs.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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How many bass clarinetists does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them
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What happens when spectroscopists are idle?

They turn from notating nuclear spins to notating unclear puns.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why did the gardener plant his money?

He wanted his soil to be rich!
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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