What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did one titration say to the other?

"Let's meet at the endpoint."
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Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?

Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow!
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Did you know that you can cool yourself to -273.15 Degrees C

and still be 0k?
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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What did the class clown take a computer to school?

Her mom told her to bring in an apple for the teacher.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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