What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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