What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

Time to get a new bed
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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I cleaned the attic with the wife the other day.

Now I can't get the cobwebs out of her hair.

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What happens when frogs park illegally?

They get toad.
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How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

You Poke her face.

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