What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.
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What do you call a dog that likes bubble baths?

A shampoodle
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Why are elephants wrinkled?

Because they don't fit on a ironing board
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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Why did the turtle cross the road?

To get to the shell station.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?

From chasing parked ambulances.
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