What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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Ah, I had a great boomerang joke...

It'll come back to me.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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What do you call a bruise on a T-Rex?

A dino-sore
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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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How many efficiency experts does it take to replace a light bulb?

None. Efficiency experts replace only dark bulbs.
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