What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What's the tallest building in the world?

The library, because it has the most stories.
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What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.
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What did Tennessee?
The same thing Arkansas.
What did Delaware?

Her New Jersey.
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