What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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Where did the farmer take the pigs on Saturday afternoon?

He took them to a pignic.
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What has a head but no body?

A nail.
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How can you get four suits for a dollar?


Buy a deck of cards.
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How many ergonomicists does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. Four to decide which way the bulb ought to turn, and . . .
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What has four legs and goes "Oom, Oom"?

A cow walking backwards
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What do a baker and a millionaire have in common?

They are both rolling in the dough!
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