What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?

A try and try and try-ceratops
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
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What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

I don't know. There are some things even a blonde won't do.
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How many astronomers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Astronomers prefer the dark.
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How many teenage girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but she'll be on the phone for five hours telling all her friends about it.
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How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A tree in a golden forest.
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What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?

Not enough sand.
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