What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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A duck, a skunk and a deer went out for dinner at a restaurant one night.

When it came time to pay, the skunk didn't have a scent, the deer didn't have a buck so they put the meal on the duck's bill.
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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many football players does it take to change a light bulb?

The entire team! And they all get a semester's credit for it!
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What can you hold without using your hands?

Your breath!
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What is a ghost's favorite pie?

Booberry pie!
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What did the alien say when he was out of room?

I'm all spaced out!
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How many mathematicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. He gives it to six Californians, thereby reducing the problem to an earlier joke...

In earlier work, Wiener [1] has shown that one mathematician can change a light bulb.

If k mathematicians can change a light bulb, and if one more simply watches them do it, then k+1 mathematicians will have changed the light bulb.

Therefore, by induction, for all n in the positive integers, n mathematicians can change a light bulb.

Bibliography:

[1] Wiener, Matthew P., <11485@ucbvax>, Re: YALBJ, 1986
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