What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a loony spaceman?

An astronut.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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A jump-lead walks into a bar.

The barman says "I'll serve you, but don't start anything"
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Helium walks into a bar,
The bar tender says "We don't serve noble gasses in here."

Helium doesn't react.
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What clothes does a house wear?

Address.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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The stormtrooper was enjoying the Wookie steak,

but it was a little Chewie.
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