What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a red car?
A red carnation.
What do you call a country where everyone has to drive a pink car?
A pink car-nation.
What would the country be called if everyone in it lived in their cars?

An in-car-nation.
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What's the one thing that never works when it's fixed?

A jury.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.
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How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely?

With its sparrowchute.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget!
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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