What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said "may contain nuts." Well, YES! That's what I bought the buggers for!

You'd be annoyed if you opened it and a socket set fell out!"

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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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How do you know when its Michael Jacksons bed time ?

When the big hand touches the little hand
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and seventeen on the guest list.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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How does an Eskimo stick his house together?

With igloo!
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