What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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What is a boxer's favorite drink?

Punch.
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What did the bartender say when oxygen, hydrogen, sulfur, sodium, and phosphorous walked into his bar?

OH SNaP!
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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