What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

He got Avogadro's number!
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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What do you call a calf after it's six months old?

Seven months old.
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost?

Do you believe in humans?
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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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