What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What did one magnet say to the other?

I find you very attractive.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why did the cow go to outer space?

To visit the milky way.
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What goes on and on and has an i in the middle?

An onion
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How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. It turned itself in.
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Why did the lamb cross the road?

To get to the baaaaarber shop
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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