What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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How many Bratzlaver Chassidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find one that burned as brightly as the first one.
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb?

One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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How many junkies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

``Oh wow, is it like dark, man?''
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