What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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Why does Trump love the poorly educated?

Because they only know their ABCs "Anybody But Clinton".
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it may take upwards of five years for him to get it done.
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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?

Fo Drizzle!

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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