What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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I thought about going on an all-almond diet.

But that's just nuts
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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Why doesn't Melania Trump want to be the first lady?

Because she would have to move into a smaller house.
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What kind of table has no legs.

A multiplication table.
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What's the best parting gift?

A comb.
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