What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots?

Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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What do you call a wheel made of iron?

A ferrous wheel.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What has one horn and gives milk?

A milk truck.
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Customer: "Do you have alligator shoes?"

Clerk: "Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?"
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