What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?'

So he gave me a kite.

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What is very funny and makes dogs itch?

The Flea Stooges!
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What is the world's longest punctuation mark?

The hundred yard dash.
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What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.
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What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

A nectarine!
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How do you keep a skunk from smelling?

Plug its nose.
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Earlier this year I saw The Theory of Everything – loved it.

Should've been called Look Who's Hawking, that's my only criticism.
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Want to hear a joke about construction?

I'm still working on it.
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