What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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What is a pirate's favorite's fish?

A swordfish
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What do an accordion and a lawsuit have in common?

Everyone is relieved when the case is closed.

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Which 2 food groups make up Donald Trumps diet?

Meat and Democrats!
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How many gorillas does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but it sure takes a shitload of light bulbs!
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