What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?

It went OK.
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What do you call a rabbit with beetles all over it?

Bugs Bunny.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What kind of music do planets sing?

Neptunes!
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Where do you put barking dogs?

In a barking lot.
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What do you call a deer that costs a dollar?

A buck.
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A Bhuddist monk goes to a hotdog stand

and says make me one with everything.
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