What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the baseball player bring a rope to the game?

Because he wanted to tie the score!
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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Have you heard the one about a chemist who was reading a book about helium?

He just couldn't put it down.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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