What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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Whats the difference between a cat and a compound sentence?

One has claws at the end of its paws and one has a pause at the end of its clause
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What did the porcupine say to the cactus?

Is that you mommy?
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Why is Superman's costume so tight?

Because he wears a size "S".
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Where do all the letters sleep?

In the alphabed.
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Why did the doughnut shop close?

The owner got tired of the (w)hole business!
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