What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food, no atmosphere.
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What cell phones do travelling nuns use?

Virgin mobile.
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What did the light bulb say to its mother?

I wuv you watts and watts.
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They stopped a vulture from bringing his rotting carcasses on the plane

but he said "You said I could have two carry on items!"
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What is Donald Trump telling all his supporters?


Orange Is The New Black.
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A mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, "Uno, dos..." and then

*poof* … he disappeared without a tres!
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