What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the bird get a ticket?

It broke the law of gravity!
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What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.
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What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer?

The tick falls off when you are dead.
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There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?

None, because they were copycats
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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What do you call lending money to a bison?

A buff-a-loan
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