What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I’ve never gone to a gun range before.

I decided to give it a shot!
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What is "HIJKLMNO"?

H2O.
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What's a light-year?

The same as a regular year, but with less calories.
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How can you tell is a singer is at your door?

They can't find the key, and they never know when to come in.
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Someone threw a bottle of omega 3 pills at me

Luckily my injuries were only super fish oil
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

Cats keep trying to bury them.
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