What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a parrot that flew away?

A polygon
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What is a cat's favorite breakfast?

Mice krispies
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What did the sub-atmoic ducks say?

Quark!
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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