What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How are doughnuts and golf alike?

They both have a hole in one!
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirt bag on the inside.
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What's the difference between an accountant and a lawyer?

Accountants know they're boring.
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How many music teachers does it take to screw in a light bulb??

None. music teachers can't afford lightbulbs.
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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five: one to handle the bulb and four to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What kind of band can't play music?

A rubber band.
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