What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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Where do cows go on Saturday night?

To the mooooooovies.
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What do frogs order when they go to a restaurant?

French Flies.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why did the computer squeak?

Someone stepped on its mouse.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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