What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?

There are footprints in the butter.
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Why did the chemist sole and heel his shoes with silicone rubber?

To reduce his carbon footprint.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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Why do pandas like old movies?

Because they are black and white.
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