What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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What do you call a dinosaur that smashes everything in its path?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks.
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What do you call a pig that does karate?

A pork chop.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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Where do mice park their boats?

At the hickory dickory dock.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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