What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why can't hippos ride bicycles?

Bike helmets don't fit hippos
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms?

A ferrous wheel.
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What has legs but doesn't walk?

A bed.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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