What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What is green and pecks on trees?

Woody the Wood Pickle.
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How many UFO buffs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. You don't believe me do you? I've got photos! See that big blob? Well, just squint your eyes a bit. . . .
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What do you get when you cross a witch with sand?

A sandwich!
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three: One to screw it in, and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man.
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