What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of dogs do chemists have?

Laboratory Retrievers
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What do whales eat?

Fish and ships.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away his credit card
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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me!
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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Slept like a log last night........

Woke up in the fireplace.

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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