What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What do bees do with their honey?

They cell it.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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What did the Donald tell an illegal immigrant who was trying to put out a fire at Trump Tower?

No way Hose A.
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What do you call a sad bird?

A bluebird!
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have any guts!
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