What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do moms dress up as on Halloween?

Mummies!
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Knock, knock
Who's there?
Merry.
Merry who?

Merry Christmas!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do you get if you cross a chicken with a cement mixer?

A brick layer!
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What happens when you play Beethoven backwards?

He decomposes.

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Dorian Gray Jokes,

they never get old!
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What breakfast cereal does Frosty the Snowman eat?

Snowflakes.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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