What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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How many members of the United Church of Canada does it take to change a light bulb?

How dare you be so intolerant! So what if the light bulb has chosen an alternative light-style?
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Old chemists never die,

they just stop reacting.
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one.
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When can't you see a cheese?

When it's pasteurised...
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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