What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?

When you're a mouse.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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What does one bucket say to the other?

I am feeling pale today.
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What did one flower say to the other flower?

Hey, bud!
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Don't trust atoms,

they make up everything.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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Where do you go to find a million story building?

You go to the Library!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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