What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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What do you call 25 attorneys buried up to their chins in cement?

Not enough cement.
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What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?

Bugs Bunny.
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What is a lion's favorite state?

Maine
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Two girls were born on the same day, same year, same parents, except they are not twins. Explain:

They are triplets.
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What do you call a cow with three legs?

Lean beef.
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