What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
Canvas not available.

or


What's the name of the archeologist that works at Scotland Yard?

Sherlock Bones.
Canvas not available.

or


What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
Canvas not available.

or


What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
Canvas not available.

or


How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.
Canvas not available.

or


If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
Canvas not available.

or


What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

A lawn moo-er.
Canvas not available.

or


How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb?

You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you'll have all the light you need. (Comment: BLEAH!)
Canvas not available.

or






© Copyright crapjoke.com 2017-2026