What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson?

Get out of my sun!
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Name four men that are in a rock group together but none of them sing nor play music...

Mt Rushmore. They're a rock group.. it's a rock...group
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What did one egg say to the other egg?

Let's get crackin!
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Why can't lawyers do NMR?

Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one, but she/he'll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra.
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What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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