What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's round and bad-tempered?

A vicious circle.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What did the dog say to the flea?

Stop bugging me
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Why did Mozart kill his chickens?

Because they always ran around going "Bach! Bach! Bach!"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a liar?

The pronunciation.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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