What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?

Wet feet.
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Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

They wear snowcaps.
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There were five people under one umbrella. Why didn't they get wet?

It wasn't raining!
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What did the momma buffalo say to her son before he went to school?

Bison
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

H2O cubed.
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What element is derived from a Norse god?

Thorium.
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