What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb?

None. You have to replace the whole motherboard.
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A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?"

The bartender offers him a warm smile and says, "For you, no charge".
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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Depends on what you want to change it into.
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What is a horse's favorite sport?

Stable tennis
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Why do you bring fish to a party?

Because it goes good with chips.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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Why are kindergarten teachers so good?

They can make little things count.
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