What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

With a cowculator.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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Why didn't the girl take the bus home?

Because her mom would make her take it back.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Why is a skeleton so mean?

He doesn't have a heart.
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"Dyslexic man walks into a bra"
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Went to the paper shop -

it had blown away.
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