What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the definition of perfect pitch?

When you toss a banjo in the garbage and it hits an accordion.

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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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When is a car not a car?

When it turns into a garage.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")?

When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff.
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

You can unscrew a light bulb.
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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