What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date

but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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How many fatalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What does it matter? we're all gonna die anyway.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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What do you get when you cross a duck with a vampire?

Count Quackula!
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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Why do hummingbirds hum?

Because they don't know the words.
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