What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a pig who knows karate?

Porkchop
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Can you use pink,yellow and green in a sentence?

. The phone went green green, and I pinked it up and said yellow.
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Why don't honest people need beds?

They don't lie.
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Why did the cow go in the spaceship?

It wanted to see the mooooooon!
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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Why did the oreo go to the dentist?

To get his filling!
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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