What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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I wouldn't buy anything with velcro.

It's a total rip-off.
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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What's gray, eats fish, and lives in Washington, D.C.?

The Presidential Seal.
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How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?

50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him .
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How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, but they're really only one.
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What has ears like a cat and a tail like a cat, but is not a cat?

A kitten.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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