What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the name of 007's Eskimo cousin?

Polar Bond.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work.

There were two cows in a field. The first cow said "moo" and the second cow said "baaaa." The first cow asked the second cow, "why did you say baaaa?" The second cow said, "I'm learning a foreign language."
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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How many tenors does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change the bulb and three to whine "It's too high"
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Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got to pick first.
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Why does Donald Trump prefer E.T. to illegal immigrants?

Because E.T. eventually went home!
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What do you get from a cow at the North Pole?

Ice cream.
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