What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should?

Stick his bill up his ass.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assure the everything possible is being done while the other screws the bulb into the water faucet.
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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Why do chemists enjoy working with ammonia?

Because it's pretty basic stuff.
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