What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a lawyer gone bad.

Senator.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A blushing zebra.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What's black and white and red all over?

A sunburnt zebra.
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Making bad chemistry jokes because all the good ones Argon
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Interesting story, the guy who helped me learn algebra never farted around anyone.

I mean he did say he was a private tutor.
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What do camels use to hide themselves?

Camelflauge
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