What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why do fish live in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze
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Jesus fed 5000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread.

That's not a miracle. That's tapas.
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A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself.

The blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
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Where are sharks from?

Finland.
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How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.
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Where are cars most likely to get flat tires?

At forks in the road.
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What did one owl say to the other owl?

Happy Owl-ween!
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What do you call a sleeping bull?

A bulldozer
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