What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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In what school do you learn how to greet people?

Hi school.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Doc, I can't stop singing the 'Green Green Grass of Home'. He said: 'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome'. 'Is it common?'I asked.

'It's not unusual' he replied.

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What is a shark's favorite sandwich?

Peanut butter and jellyfish.
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Have you seen the new HGTV show about the Whitehouse makeover?

It's called "Trump It or Dump It".
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What's the difference between a piano and a tuna?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But the guitarist has to show him first.

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