What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a Mexican who has lost his car?

Carlos.
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When does New Year's Day come before Christmas Day?

Every year!
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What goes 99 thump,99 thump,99 thump?

A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Shamboo!
Frankenstein: Witch can you make me a lemonade?
Witch: Poof you are a lemonade!
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What is Donald Trumps campaign slogan?

"A complex world demands complex hair."
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon
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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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