What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What is the chemical formula for "coffee"?

CoFe2
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Why should we call the President, Donald "Duck" Trump?

Because you better duck when he's pissed.
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Where do sheep get their hair cut?

At the baa-baa shop.
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Some lettuce, an egg, and a faucet had a race. What was the result?

The lettuce came in ahead, the egg got beat and the faucet is still running.
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What is the strongest animal?

A snail because it carries it's home.
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How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar.

The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"
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