What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one more, guys, I promise.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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How many Bluegrass musicians does it take to screw in a light bulb??

What's a light bulb?
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo?

One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter.
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