What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None 'o yo' fuckin' business!
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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Why does hamburger yield lower energy than steak?

Because it's in the ground state.
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How many thought police does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. There never was any light bulb.

Notes: Probably the only really good light bulb joke of 1984.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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How many WASPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Silly, WASPs don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

He felt funny.
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