What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
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So I was on a train with Einstein and he turns to me and asks...

Does Boston stop at this train?
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What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people.
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What kind of pants do ghosts wear?

Boo-Jeans.
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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What do you call a cat sitting on the beach on Christmas Eve?

Sandy Claws.
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What is the most important rule in chemistry?

Never lick the spoon!
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How many folk musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to change it and the other six to sing about how good the old one was.
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