What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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How many referral agents does it take to change a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.
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What do cats and dogs call Santa Clause?

Santa paws!!!
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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How many `Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A `Real Woman' would have plenty of real men around to do it.
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What do you get when you drop a piano on an army base?

A Flat Major

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