What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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What did the picture say to the wall?

I've been framed.
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Why did Mickey Mouse get whacked in the head?

coz Donald ducked
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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Once there was a family called the Biggers. There was Mr. Bigger, Mrs. Bigger, and their son. Who was bigger, Mr. Bigger or his son?

His son, because he's a little Bigger!
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What did the Mass Spectrometer say to the Gas Chromatograph?

Breaking up is hard to do.
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What do you call a public servant who doesn't take crap from Republicans or Democrats?

Donald Trump.
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