What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?

The lawyer charges more.
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I asked the guy sitting next to me if he had any Sodium Hypobromite

He said NaBrO
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Why did the cow cross the road?

Because the chicken was on vacation.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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