What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Silver walks up to Gold in a bar and says, "AU, get outta here!"
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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So I went to the Chinese restaurant and this duck came up to me with a red rose and says "Your eyes sparkle like diamonds".

I said, "Waiter, I asked for a-ROMATIC duck".
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What can you hold without ever touching it?

A conversation.
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What do Santa's elves drink?

Minnesoda.
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If the red house is on the left,the blue house is on the right,where is the White House?

In Washington, D.C.
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