What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do Michael Jackson and x-boxs have in common?

They're both plastic and little boys turn them on.
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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What kind of eggs does a wicked chicken lay?

Deviled eggs.
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Why to lawyers wear neckties?

To keep the foreskin from crawling up their chins.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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What is a tornado's favorite game?

Twister!
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