What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I know loads of jokes about cash machines,

I just can't think of one atm.
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They're always telling me to live my dreams.

But I don't want to be naked in an exam I haven't revised for.
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How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to assume the ladder and one to change the bulb.

A': None. If the government would just leave it alone, it would screw itself in.
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You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes,

he's a catholic converter.


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What did the peanut say to the elephant?

Nothing, peanuts don't talk.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb, they screw in a hot tub.
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What is an astronauts favorite key on the keyboard?

The space bar!
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