What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many French Horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one, but he/she will spend hours checking for technical problems.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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How do you handle dangerous cheese?

Caerphilly.
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What type of cars do elves drive?

Toy-otas.
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When one physicist asks another, "What's new?" what's the typical response?

C over lambda.
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Why was the ant so confused?

Because all his uncles were "ants"!
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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What happened to the man who was stopped for having sodium chloride and a nine-volt in his car?

He was booked for a salt and battery.
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