What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What part of a fish weighs the most?

The scales.
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What's brown and looks really good on a lawyer?

A Doberman.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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Where do ghosts buy their food?

At the ghost-ery store!
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What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds

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What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument?

A Moo-sician!

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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Why can't Donald Trump be a Lannister?

Because he never pays his debts.
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