What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.
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What's an alligator's favorite drink?

Gator-Ade.
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What lies on its back, one hundred feet in the air?

A dead centipede.
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What kind of shoes does a pedophile wear?

White vans.
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What was the first animal in space?

The cow that jumped over the moon!
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Why did the Blonde stare at the Orange Juice carton?

Because it said CONCENTRATE.
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What's a dog's favorite food for breakfast?

Pooched eggs.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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