What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many U.S. Marines does it take to change a light bulb?

Fifty — one to screw in the bulb and 49 to guard him/her.
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What did the octopus say to his girlfriend when he proposed?

Can I have your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand in marriage?
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Who makes the best cake on a baseball team?

The batter.
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How do you make a million dollars singing jazz?

Start with two million.

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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls!
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What's the difference between a tuba and a vacumn cleaner?

You have to turn one of them on before it sucks.

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What is on the ground and also a hundred feet in the air?

A centipede on its back!
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