What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a baby bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear
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What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

You can't tuna fish.
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How many militarists does it take to change a light bulb?

1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.
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Why do ducks fly south?

Because it's too far to walk!
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What do you call snake with no clothes on?

Snaked.
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Where do soldiers keep their armies?

In their Sleevies!
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What's the difference between a good lawyer and a bad lawyer?

A bad lawyer makes your case drag on for years. A good lawyer makes it last even longer.
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta
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