What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants?

Juan by Juan.
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What do you get when you cross a Cocker Spaniel,
a Poodle and a ghost?

A cocker poodle boo.
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What do sea monsters eat for lunch?

Fish and ships.
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What is black ,white and red all over?

A sunburnt penguin
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Where would an astronaut park his space ship?

A parking meteor!
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Why did the cow cross the road?

To get to the udder side.
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H2O is water and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide. What is H2O4?

Drinking.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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