What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the first thing a musician says at work?

"Would you like fries with that?"

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What is a tree's favorite drink?

Root beer.
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What do planets like to read?

Comet books!
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How do dinosaurs pay their bills?

With Tyrannosaurus checks.
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A sandwich walks into a bar.

The barman says "Sorry we don't serve food in here"

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Why was the sand wet?

Because the sea weed
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What has a lot of keys but can not open any doors?

A piano.
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Why did the surfer think the sea was his friend?

Because it gave him a big wave!
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