What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Kleptomaniacs just don't get puns

they always take things literally.
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What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?

A computer mouse.
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How many hardware folks does it take to change a light bulb?

None. That's a software problem.
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Why don't bears wear shoes?

What's the use, they'd still have bear feet
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What nails do carpenters hate to hit?

Fingernails.
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Why did the skeleton cross the road?

To get to the body shop.
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How are elephants and trees alike?

They both have trunks
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.

They charged one - and let the other one off.

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