What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?

A tyrannosauraus wreck
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What did one eye say to the other?

Between you and me, something smells.
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How many Holocaust revisionists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None: they just deny that the bulb ever went out in the first place.
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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What kind of cats like to go bowling?

Alley cats.
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How many Einsteins does it take to change a light bulb?

That depends on the speed of the change and the mass of the bulb. Or vice versa, of course. It just might be easier to leave the bulb and change the room. It's all relative.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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