What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you give a pig with a rash?

Oinkment.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.
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What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of manure?

The bucket.
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How does Donald Trump intend to spice up the Republican Convention?

By relocating it to a casino!
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What do you call a dog with a Rolex?

A watch dog.
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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They have machines to do that now.
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What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?

Sir.
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How many dadaists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

To get to the other side.
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