What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How many [ethnic] gods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to rotate the planet.
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Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school!
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Why was the boy sitting on his watch?

Because he wanted to be on time.
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Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?

He made an illegal ewe turn.
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What is a spaceman's favorite chocolate?

A marsbar!
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Who did Frankenstein take to the dance?

His "ghoul" friend!
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How did the chemist survive the famine?

By subsisting on titrations.
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