What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Which day do fish hate?

Fryday
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What's the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead lawyer in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Why did the tomato blush?

Because he saw the salad dressing!
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I just deleted all the German names off my phone.

It’s Hans free.
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How is Donald Trump going to create middle class jobs?

By paying them to cheer for him during campaign events.
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I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with

but I've been trippin' all day.
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Why shouldn't Donald Trump rag on illegal immigrants?

Because an undocumented worker has been living on his head for the past 2 decades!
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What room can you not go into?

A mushroom!
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