What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How do you make a musician's car more aerodynamic?

Take the pizza delivery sign off the roof

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What is the difference between a guitarist and a Savings Bond?

Eventually a Savings Bond will mature and earn money!

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What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What do vampires take when they are sick?

Coffin drops!
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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9.
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