What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of the woods with?

Camembert.
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How many editors of Poor Richard's Almanac does it take to replace a light bulb?

"Many hands make light work."
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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How does a train sneeze?

Ah-choo-choo!
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Why do some people have an instant aversion to banjo players?

It saves time in the long run.

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What's the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?

Lipstick.
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How do you make Halloween great again?

By carving a Trumpkin.
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