What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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If a long dress is evening wear, what is a suit of armor?

Silverware.
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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How many supporters of George W. Bush does it take to change a light bulb?

None. First, denounce the nearest Democrats as liberal pantywaists who deliberately caused the bulb to blow. Second, announce that the Bush administration has proved that the science of electricity is faulty, so no action ever needs to be taken on global light change. Third, keep the need for a new light bulb strictly secret. Fourth, use the money for new light bulbs as an excuse for another tax cut for Bush's wealthy friends. Fifth, explain that you would never "disassemble" about the need for light, you are way too busy spreading freedom and democracy in the Middle East by eliminating freedom and democracy in the United States.
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Online money has recently been discovered to be a not-yet-identified super heavy element.

The proposed name is: Un-obtainium.
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My first girlfriend was a tennis player but she broke my heart.

It was like love meant nothing to her.
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Did you know that oxygen went for a second date with potassium?
How did it go?

It went OK2!
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I've got a friend who's fallen in love with two school bags,

he's bisatchel.

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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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