What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky

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What is a cow's favorite place?

The mooseum.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he got a hole in one!
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If H20 is water, what is H204?

Drinking, bathing, washing, swimming, etc.
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How do you know Donald Trump is talking to you?

Cause your the only one Hair.
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When did the fly fly?

When the spider spied her!

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What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train, one trains the mind.
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What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?

Use a pen.

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