What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What kind of dessert does a ghost like?

I scream!
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How do you prevent a Summer cold?

Catch it in the Winter!
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Some people believe that becoming a vegitarian is just a mistake...

A Missed-steak.
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Four fonts walk into a bar

the barman says "Oi - get out! We don't want your type in here"

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a leech?

After you die, a leech stops sucking your blood.
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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
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What did the little boy's mom say when he asked her to buy him shoes for gym?

"Tell Jim to buy his own shoes".
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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