What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the cucumber call 911?

It was in a pickle!
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Why would an elephant paint its toenails different colors?

To hide in a bag of M&M's.
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What did Jay-z call his wife before they got married?

Feyonce

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The oddly pleasant feeling of looking down on a physist as they drink the last of their beer.

The strange charm of a top down bottoms up.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?

Because he is so cool!
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I tried water polo but my horse drowned.
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What do you call a smiling, courteous person at a bar association convention?

The caterer.
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