What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I saw this bloke chatting up a cheetah;

I thought, "He's trying to pull a fast one".

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What do envelopes say when you lick them?

Nothing, it shuts them up!
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What is black and white and red all over?

A skunk with a rash.
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This graveyard looks overcrowded.

People must be dying to get in there.
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What is a frog's favorite year?

Leap Year
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it faster.

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What is the difference between a car and a bull?

A car only has one horn.
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What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?

Five after one.
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