What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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I don’t play soccer because I enjoy the sport.

I’m just doing it for kicks.
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How many Roman Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, one to screw it in, and another to repent.

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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say "I don't know, what do you think?"

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How many engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

First they have to agree on which is better; the analog bulb or a digital bulb.
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If the Silver Surfer and Iron Man team up, they'd be alloys.
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What do you call a mad elephant?

An earthquake.
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How many Trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one. But he'll leave a big puddle of spit on the floor underneath him.
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