What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why does a dog wag its tail?

Because there's no one else to wag it for him.
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I would avoid the sushi if I was you.

It’s a little fishy.
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What is the most important subject a witch learns in school?

Spelling.
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If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him?

It might be your bicycle.
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Why was the vacationing doctor so mad?

He had no patients.
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I tried nutella on some salmon

got salmonella.
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What do birds say on Halloween?

Twick o tweet
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Why did the spy stay in bed?

Because he was under cover.
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