What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What's the difference between a jellyfish and a lawyer?

One's a spineless, poisonous blob. The other is a form of sea life.
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What do you call a dinosaur at the rodeo?

A Broncosaurus or a Tyrannosaurus Tex.
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Why did the TV cross the road?

Because it wanted to be a flat screen.
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What do you call a cow that twitches?

Beef jerky
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What's in the middle of nowhere?

The letter H.
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Humpty Trumpty wants a great wall.

Humpty Trumpty wants Mexico to pay for it all.
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Why did the boy put candy under his pillow?

Because he wanted sweet dreams.
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Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

They're cheaper than day rates.
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