What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why are pirates great singers?

They can hit the high C's!

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What do you call a chicken in the 1960's?

A funky chicken.
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How do you make a goldfish old?

Take away the g
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How does a dog stop a video?

He presses the paws button.
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What is the best thing to do if you find a gorilla in your bed?

Sleep somewhere else.
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When are kids most likely to go to school?

When the door is open.
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Why was the math book sad?

It had too many problems.
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What kind of cat should you never play games with?

A cheetah
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