What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

On the bottom.
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What does GOP stand for?

Grabs Our Pussy.
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What is up in the air and wobbles?

A jellycopter
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How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world.

Those who read binary and those who don't.
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Why was the woman fired from the car assembly line?

She was caught taking a brake.
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How can you tell that a train just went by?

It left its tracks.
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Why don't aliens celebrate Chistmas?

Because they don't want to give away their presence.
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