What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time!
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My pastor, he ate too many beans.

He had in his own pews.
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How many alumnae of (sorority name) does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change it and one to act as chaperone.
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What kind of phones do people in jail use?

Cell phones
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What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?

Holly Davidson.
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A proton and a neutron are walking down the street.
The proton says, "Wait, I dropped an electron help me look for it."

The neutron says "Are you sure?" The proton replies "I'm positive."
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What is the chemical formula for "banana"?

BaNa2
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