What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
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How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb?

It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
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What do you call a guy who's born in Columbus, grows up in Cleveland, and then dies in Cincinnati?

Dead.
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What is the quietest kind of a dog?

A hush puppy.
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What do fish take to stay healthy?

Vitamin sea.
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Why does the Easter Bunny have a shiny nose?

His powder puff is on the wrong end.
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Why was the cat afraid of a tree?

Because of the bark
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What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?

Glass flippers.
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