What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Why did the calendar write its will?

Its days were numbered.
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How many fundamentalists does it take to change a light bulb?

None; the Bible doesn't mention any light bulbs.
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What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas.
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What school do you have to drop out of to graduate from?

Parachute school!
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest record?

"Feel the World."
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What is the show cesium and iodine love watching together?

CSI
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I rang up British Telecom, I said, "I want to report a nuisance caller",

he said "Not you again".

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How do you know the economy is only getting worse?

On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!
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