What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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If minorities have the race card and women have the gender card, what do rednecks have?

The Trump Card
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What do Michael Jackson and Malt Whiskey have in common?

They both come in tots.
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I used to work in a shoe recycling shop.

It was sole destroying.
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How many charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to cast the bulb into the outer darkness, and two to catch it when it falls.
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What do Russians use for napkins?

Soviets
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Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball?

Because he had no BODY to go with.
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I just watched a debate as to which cartoons were better- Disney or Warner Bros.

I have to say it got very animated.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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