What do you call a Disney Princess that supports Donald Trump?

Snow White Supremacist.
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Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse.

but enough about Kanye West.
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What do you call a fish without an eye?

Fsh
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Why did God invent lawyers?

So that real estate agents would have someone to look down on.
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What do you get when you drop a piano into a mine shaft?

A Flat Miner

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What's worse than a centipede with athlete's foot?

A porcupine with split ends
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How do you stop a dog barking in the back seat of a car?

Put him in the front seat.
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How many investment brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
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Where do horses live?

In the neigh-borhood.
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